More Fun Stuff

They finally invented a computer as smart as a person. When it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

 
More Fun Stuff

Reaching under the couch for something is the closest I'll ever get to yoga.

 
Fun Facts

Gingers are on the brink of extinction, try to take one home as a pet in order to save it from the horrors of the wild.
 
So True

They say friendship is a ship that can never be sunk. They said the same thing about the Titanic.
 
Very Helpful Tips

Whenever you are unhappy with your father, watch Star Wars and remember that it could be worse.
 
Hilarious Letters

Dear people incessantly saying "YOLO!",

Not if you're Hindu...

Sincerely, but seriously, shut up.
 
Very Helpful Tips

You should never run away from your problems. Unless your problem is being chased by a bear or something.

 
Things To Do

Time is money. Steal clocks.
 
Things To Do

Order happy meal. Ask for extra happy.
 
Definitions

Gum (noun) - Popularity in the form of a stick.