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Irony (noun) - When your friend says they "did good" on their English exam. Very Helpful Tips
If your laptop ever freezes, simply place it in the microwave on high for a few minutes to warm it back up. Fun Facts
Dolphins are so smart that upon being taken captive, they can train humans to throw them fish! Very Helpful Tips
When conversing with a British person, speak only about tea or they won't understand you. Fun Facts
Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in the jeans. Very Helpful Tips
If your girlfriend tells you that she feels empty inside, tell her to try eating something. Things To Do
Set phone ringtone to crying baby. When phone rings punch bag and yell "SHUT UP!" Fun Facts
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband. |
