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Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
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October 1st (noun) - The first day of Christmas, according to malls everywhere. Signs That Things Aren't Going So Well
You just used the phrase, "I'll Yahoo it." Fun Facts
Math problems are the only time two trains can be speeding towards each other, and no one is concerned. Hilarious Letters
Dear zombies, You should have gone to ancient Egypt. They put brains in easy-to-acess containers. Sincerely, just wanting to help. Hilarious Letters
Dear remote, You turn me on. Sincerely, TV. Hilarious Letters Dear Dairy Queen,
Will you marry me? Sincerely, Burger King. Fun Facts
College students in 8:00am classes are probably the closest thing to zombies that the world will ever have. Fun Facts
There are much more productive things that you could be doing right now. Definitions
Hospitality (noun) - Making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were. |
