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Boomerang (noun) - A frisbee for lonely people.
 
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Puritanism(noun): The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
 
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Social suicide (phrase) - Publicly admitting that you like Twilight.
 
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Snakes (noun) - Tails with faces.
 
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Mosquito (noun) - An excuse to hit friends.
 
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Tomorrow (noun) - The best time to do everything you had planned for today.
 
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Internet (noun) - The reason you are failing high school.
 
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Angry Birds (noun) - How you kill two stones with one bird.
 
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Multitasking (verb) - Screwing up several things at once.
 
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Sharing is caring (phrase) - Give me some of your food.