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Lmao (acronym) - A synonym for 'lol' that makes you seem more invested in a conversation.

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Children (noun) - Little creatures who invade your house, eat your food, break your nice things, and take all your money when you die.

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Polar Bear (noun) - A form of public transportation in Canada.

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Internet Explorer (proper noun) - Number one browser used to download a different browser.

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Gummy Vitamin (noun) - The only vitamin with which the overdose warning is necessary.

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Ironic (adjective) - Vegan animal crackers.

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Chicken (noun) - A bird known for its questionable road crossing habits and tasting like other foods.

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Antivirus Software(noun) - A program that slows down your computer enough so that you are unable to do anything that would give you a virus.

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Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? (phrase) - Nerd speak for "you look hot."

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Thesaurus (noun) - The book that is also a dinosaur that managed to survive the massive extinction.