_Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar .
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar .
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.
_Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5.
if you make your own bed.
Guest: I'll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood.
Guest: I'll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood.
_In the first year of marriage,
the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman
speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and
the neighbors listen.