Lot of Jokes
Joke of the Day
If you buy a Car or a House on Loan & don`t repay . . . . . . . . .the Bank takes it away.
Now, smart People are taking loans for MARRIAGE!
Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers?
No, you should eat your fingers separately!
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake
Your teeth !
DEDICATED TO STUDENTS TAKING LATIN
What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans ?
Speaking Latin !
Did you hear about the moron who ate some pennies and then asked if people saw any change in him?
How did you do in your tests ?
I did what George Washington did !
What was that ?
Went down in history !
Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer?
Because he wanted frozen 'pop'.
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?
Teacher:"I killed a person" tell me this sentence in future tense.
Student: In future tense, "You will go to jail"
Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing.
Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you.
What is a bunny's favorite music?
After an accident ....
1st Driver : I flashed the headlights and told you to let me go first.
2nd Driver : I also started the wipers and said NO NO....
Teacher:Children nothing is impossible!
A Student:Sir,then take out the tooth paste from the tube and put it back!!!
Teacher: I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT!!!! DO I HAVE TO SPELL EVERYTHING FOR YOU?!
Studen: No I can spell EVERYTHING: E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G!
A boy speeding on road.
Guard stops him and ask, "Did you see the speed limit sign?"
The boy says, "Yea, I just didnt see you."
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