Lot of Jokes
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JOKES FOR KIDS (Funny Question and Answers)
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the leg of a chicken!
Q: What's the last thing you take off before you go to bed?
off the floor!
Q: What did the beach say as the tide came in?
A: "Long time, no sea"
Q: Who can shave six times a day and still have a beard?
A: A barber!
Q: What goes up but never comes down?
A: Your Age!
Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 789 (seven ate nine!)
Q: What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
A: French Flies!
Q: Why did the gardener plant his money?
A: Because he wanted his soil to be rich!
Q: Why did the cows cross the road?
A: To go to the mooovies!
Q: Where is the best place to park a dog?
A: In a
Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him!
Q: What is the biggest ant in the world?
A: An eleph-ant!
Q: What is even bigger than the above 'ant'?
A: A Gi-ant!
Q: What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
A: A Stick!
Q: What's the hottest letter in the alphabet
A: 'B' because it makes oil....boil..
Q: What gets bigger the more you take away?
A: A hole!!
Q: What gets wet the more you dry?
A: A towel!!
Q: Why does Peter Pan always fly?
A: Because he can 'neverland' (never land :])
Q: Did you hear about the man who lost his left side?
A: He is 'all-right' now!
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