Lot of Jokes
Joke of the Day
Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "It worked!" and run out cheering.
Don't drink and drive. You'll spill the drink.
) - The fear of living outside of your closet.
Purposely spell words slightly wrong and add them to my roommates Microsoft Word dictionary.
) - Roses are grey, violets are grey.
If at first you don't succeed never fear, failure may be your thing...
The amount you want someone to text you back is directly proportional to how long they will take to respond.
Eat only cookies, pie, cake, and hamburgers. Tell people you are maintaining a well-rounded diet.
Get a job at a fortune cookie factory. Write on all the papers, "Your fortune is in another cookie."
There is no appropriate response when someone tells you that you say "Sorry" too much.
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