Lot of Jokes
Joke of the Day
Hopeless romantic (
) - A nice way to say "desperate."
) - Realizing you have more homework right as you get into bed.
The loudness of a food wrapper is directly proportionate to how quiet you are trying to be.
Never mind (
) - I just realized what I was about to say was incredibly stupid.
) - Object used to pick up girls.
) - The longest word in most teenage girls' vocabulary.
The only difference between "cheating" and "studying" is the timing.
TO DO LIST: While wearing sunglasses and a suit, casually carry a leather briefcase out of an exploding building.
If you took the skin of an average person and laid it out flat, you would have enough for a pretty serious criminal conviction.
) - That moment during an argument that you realize you are wrong.
) - That feeling you get when you've used a pen from the first drop to the last.
) - Realizing you have been staring at someone for the past 10 minutes.
It is easier to tell your deepest secrets to a complete stranger than it is to tell people you have known all your life.
The average human has enough bones to make a skeleton.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, unless you happen to have one of those friends that must Facebook everything.
) - When you are just about to apply medicine to a cut and you aren't sure if it will sting or not.
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