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) - A device used for everything but phone calls.
Another Fun Fact:
If you took every Twilight fan and laid them end to end around the equator, a lot of them would drown or get run over or eaten by lions.
Math puns are the first sine of madness.
Your PE teacher is obese.
) - Receiving no likes on a witty status update.
Signs That Things Aren't Going So Well:
You stared for ten minutes at an orange juice carton because it said "concentrate."
Since it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile, you can help someone trying to lose weight by making fun of them.
) - When you finish an hour long assignment, then realize that you did the wrong one.
That friend with a bladder control issue? I bet a surprise party would really cheer them up a lot.
Pay attention in your High School Spanish class... It will help you in your future career at Taco Bell.
Eat everything with chopsticks. It will make you seem Asian and thus smarter.
When you stumble, make it part of a dance.
Computers are just like air conditioners, they stop working when you open Windows.
) - Turning to the page you wanted on the first try.
When opening a bag of bread, you will always skip the first piece.
The closer it is to the weekend, the closer it is to Monday again.
Say what you like about pedophiles. They're the only ones going 25 in a school zone.
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