Very Helpful Tips

Wear the most dirty and disgusting clothes that you own to scholarship interviews to make sure they see how much you need the money.
 
 
Things To Do

Push on door for several minutes. Finally read the pull sign.
 
 
Definitions

Studying (verb) - Student and dying put together.
 
 
Hilarious Letters

Dear Pinochio,

So all I have to do is lie?

Sincerely, Lord Voldemort!
 
 
More Fun Stuff

Let's reflect for a moment on all those souls stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles.


 
 
Hilarious Letters

Dear cat,

Please, I'm sorry I raise you in the air everytime I hear "The Circle of Life."

Sincerely, but yet, I have no regrets.
 
 
Hilarious Letters

Dear Board of Education,

So are we.

Sincerely, students.
 
 
Fun Facts

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

 
 
More Fun Stuff

A really hot girl asked me for my number today and all I had to do was hit her car with my car.

 
 
So True

Parents always say 'don't play with your food' but they're the ones who convinced us they were airplanes.