Very Helpful Tips
Wear the most dirty and disgusting clothes that you own to scholarship interviews to make sure they see how much you need the money.
Things To Do
Push on door for several minutes. Finally read the pull sign.
Definitions
Studying (verb) - Student and dying put together.
Hilarious Letters
Dear Pinochio,
So all I have to do is lie?
Sincerely, Lord Voldemort!
More Fun Stuff
Let's reflect for a moment on all those souls stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles.
Hilarious Letters
Dear cat,
Please, I'm sorry I raise you in the air everytime I hear "The Circle of Life."
Sincerely, but yet, I have no regrets.
Hilarious Letters
Dear Board of Education,
So are we.
Sincerely, students.
Fun Facts
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
So True
Parents always say 'don't play with your food' but they're the ones who convinced us they were airplanes.