Very Helpful Tips
Wear the most dirty and disgusting clothes that you own to scholarship interviews to make sure they see how much you need the money.
Things To Do
Push on door for several minutes. Finally read the pull sign.
Studying (verb) - Student and dying put together.
So all I have to do is lie?
Sincerely, Lord Voldemort!
More Fun Stuff
Let's reflect for a moment on all those souls stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles.
Please, I'm sorry I raise you in the air everytime I hear "The Circle of Life."
Sincerely, but yet, I have no regrets.
Dear Board of Education,
So are we.
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
Parents always say 'don't play with your food' but they're the ones who convinced us they were airplanes.