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Chuck Norris' dog can bend a pipe with its tail.
Michael Jackson's moon walk is no match for Chuck Norris' Sun Walk.
When Chuck Norris gets depressed, the world experiences Great Depression.
Lifetime Warranty do not exist just because of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with eyes open.
If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just have a look at the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris was practicing for a spelling test. The rough sheet he used is now known as the Oxford Dictionary.
Chuck Norris awards goes to Oscar.
Twitter follows Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was born on February 30th. Since then, the date was removed from the calendar so that no one else gets the same birthday.
Once Chuck Norris was fined for over-speeding at a 75 miles/hr zone...While walking.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he made his mom eat her vegetables.
Chuck Norris once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as
"Guinness Book of World Records"
and his childhood homework is now called Wikipedia.
When Chuck Norris makes an error, it's called an invention.
Chuck Norris won arguments with his wife twice!
The missing piece of the Apple logo was eaten by Chuck Norris.
Email address of Chuck Norris: gmail@CHUCKNORRIS.com
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the 'beep'
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
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