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Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris can make his wife admit her mistakes.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language.
Ghosts sit around the camp fire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
Chuck Norris won the world series of poker using Pokemon cards.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris. The cop was luck to leave with only a warning.
Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim on land.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
When Chuck Norris plays pac-man, the ghosts stay in the box.
A hot news on Chuck Norris' birthday: Chuck Norris adopted two elephants, two camels, and two horses from the zoo. Why? To play chess!
Chuck Norris was shot today. Tomorrow is the bullet’s funeral.
Chuck Norris' pulse is measured in Richter scale.
Chuck Norris can kill a living room.
Government of the United States pay taxes to Chuck Norris for living here.
Chuck Norris participates in long jump every four years. Those years are called leap years.
People updates their statuses from Blackberry, iPhone, iPad, etc. Chuck Norris updates his Facebook status with a calculator.
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