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The jokes given below are for clean humor only and no offense is meant against any particular type of people.
Did you hear about the blonde who studied for her blood test and still failed it?
This blonde went to the pizza place and ordered a pizza. The pizza guy asked her if she wanted it cut into six pieces or twelve.
“Oh, six,” she said. “I could never eat twelve pieces.”
During her company's periodic password audit, a blond employee was found to be using this password:
When she was asked why she had such a long password, she said, "The boss said that my password had to be at least eight characters long and have at least one capital."
A blonde was driving down the highway when she read a sign saying, "Clean Restrooms Next 10 Miles." She was really late for her appointment since there were 26 restrooms to clean.
Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
What do you call an eternity?
Four blondes at a four way stop.
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.
What did the blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?
"Oh, look, Daddy ... doughnut seeds."
Did you hear about the two blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter."
Why did the blonde tell her Pastor under no circumstances would she have more than three children?
Because she heard that 1 out of 4 children born in the world is Chinese.
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