_A stupid man was walking briskly when he met a blonde. He was carrying a basket with a
dozen eggs. He said to the blonde, "Tell me what is in this basket and
I'll give you six eggs, and tell me how many they are and I'll give all
the dozen eggs." The blonde said, "Please give some more hints!"
_A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She
pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on it
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?"
She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."
"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."
_Blonde: Hey, What does 'IDK' mean?
Brunnete: I don't know.
Blonde: Oh my god NOBODY KNOWS!
_Q: Why don't blonds make ice cubes?
A: Because they don't know the recipe.
_A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is
having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next
day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead.
She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out
of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically
the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''